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住口
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫，
你會讓那一個先進來？
The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。
三個孩子
A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
一對夫婦有三個孩子。
有兩個特別聰明和英俊，可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?
一天，丈夫很懷疑地問："坦白說，親愛的，老三真的是我的孩子嗎？"
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
"是的，親愛的。"妻子答道："可是另外兩個不是。"
妻子的三項優點
When a bachelor marries,
his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
一位單身漢新婚時，妻子有三項優點：
在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，可是秩序有點變動：
在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。
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